For many years now, artists like Mariah Carey, George Michael and Celine Dion have been torturing the world with their yuckey-gooey Christmas Carols...

We thought it was because they loved reindeer and the incessant sound of jingling bells.

BUT NO! They hate it as much as we all do!

Every irritating Christmas song has a hidden message somewhere!

They are not spreading the love and happiness message. Oh no. They were SECRETLY playing a huge inside joke on us.